Hi there. I’m Voltage.
I’m a 20 year old bisexual male living in the UK. With a girth of 6″, a length of 6″ and phimosis, adult toys are the last sexual item that would be compatible with me. I’m big, which causes toys to be tight, and toys being too tight makes it a problem for my foreskin because it doesn’t retract.
Even if you aren’t big or don’t have phimosis – or don’t even have a dick at all – the content I write should help you out especially if you’re new to sex toys. I don’t think they should be an embarrassing thing; we’re here on this earth once, and you might as well cum while you do it.
Sex toy vendors thrive off affiliate links. The review & affiliate space is widely saturated with overly favourable reviews so they get paid commission. This kinda pisses me off. So I’m going to change that by being brutally honest. That means I’ll be taking commission and giving products one star, even if they’re sent to me for free.
This is as much a documented journal as it is a review site seeing as I’m new to sex toys, so let’s enjoy the ride together 😉